(Maybe, I mean falling, fallen, or fell. I’m not sure; I might have let my participle dangle again)
Bob Dylan sang… ‘You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows’. That famous 2009 trio Barry, Harry & Nancy sang… ‘You need a ‘weatherman’ to decide where the $787 billion goes’!
Sex and Money are the same in that; the less you have, the more about them, you think. The amount you have is never satisfactory and the perceived lack creates a greater need for more.
We’re all incompetent; just about different things
A friend was asked: How are you enjoying autumn?
I’m not, he replied, I’m still in Texas; we’re going to have another year of summer!
They say a camera adds 10lbs to your image. I say a cell phone takes 10mph from your driving!
It scares me that republican voters are looking for a perfect candidate. Tom, the local grocery bag boy, will do better than Obama by just realizing; it is not the government’s job to ‘fix’ the economy. The Captain Obvious economic solution: Pay the next president and all 435 members of congress $1 million per year to take the next 4yrs off. It will cost only $2.1 billion (Less than the IRS wastes in a year). By the time they get back GDP will be growing at a rate above 4% and unemployment will be about 5.3%. They will be overwhelming re-elected to do it again!
The only thing more frustrating than waiting for Obama to do the right thing is waiting for Joe Biden to get smarter. In contrast, grass will actually grow if watched long enough.
When you’re at your wit’s end can you still be witty or are you now a dim wit?
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