An Obvious Sampler

Samples of Profoundness

As seen, heard or created by

Captain O. B. Obvious

• A problem with youth is that there is not enough hindsight to provide foresight.

• A man full of himself is empty.

• When living on the edge, don’t gain weight.

• When repeating the same mistake; try doing it differently.

• You may be entitled to your own opinion, but not to your own facts.

• A fool does not recognize foolishness

• To say you can drive as good ‘stoned’ or ‘sober’ does not speak well of how good you drive sober.

• Perspective lenses are only available in hindsight!

• Impaired judgment is instantaneous, realization takes longer.

• The least informed argue loudest.

• When everyone else is the cause of your problems, you don’t need a magnifying glass to pinpoint the source; you need a mirror!

• Adultery is not a simple sex act between two consenting adults; it is the betrayal of the one non-consenting adult.

• Common sense is a misnomer

• Jealousy and Greed are the same; insecurity

• Gluttony was sin before it became a lifestyle

• If Lindsey, Brittney or Paris have any impact on your life, your life sucks!

• Pat yourself on the back once in a while, because there are very few others who will do it. Don’t be too hard on yourself, because there are plenty of others who will do that for you.

• No matter where you go to find a mirror, the reflection will still be you.

• It would be nice if you could give a hard job to a lazy man for him to find an easier way to do it. Unfortunately, due to his laziness, all he finds is a way of doing less of it.

From Way Up on the Downside

By

Captain O. B. Obvious

As it turns out; I’ve played a very significant role in my life!

OK!, ol’ wise one, I’ve got the bull by the horns…Now What?

Much of life is spent discovering what you’re not

I have been to many places that were better when leaving

What the hell kind of question is what kind of tree would I be? (Did you mix your meds?)

I have always loved: “We went from Free Love to Free Clinics!”

I may be a little hard of hearing, but, ‘ripping what you sew’ doesn’t make much sense.

LIFE, if I had it to do over again? No! The 1^st time almost killed me.

Last I checked, giving 100% was all of it!

No! … Seriously, seriousness is too serious for me.

I agree with Groucho Marx; I would never be a member of a club that would have me as a member.

You are the only person who knows what you really think about what you’re thinking.

Can we please stop hiring graduates from schools that teach that the way to deal with low mass transit rider-ship is to raise fares.

The Bullet Trains in the USA will only speed up the deficit.

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