Y'all are Capitalists!

All American College & University Students Are Captialists

Part One

Hang on dear comrades, I know I have some explaining to do for the ‘Che’ loving young Marxists attending our honorable schools of higher ‘for profit’ learning on their parent's borrowed money. As a FREE gesture, I will provide a little economic education that a tenured, with great benefits, salaried, liberal/progressive/socialist/wrong professor will not disclose. Hypocritically spewing Bovine Schenectady, he/she impregnate our young’s malleable gray matter. However, they cannot overcome the fact; the capitalist teat, from which they are nursing, is the means to provide their living while they teach this nonsense! How the status of their 401K is, would be one of my first questions when receiving their syllabus.

All economies are based on exchange. Labor, goods or services are exchanged for currency or its equivalent in labor, goods or services. This was true in ‘barter’ systems, including indentured servitude, or the ‘modern’ fiat currency systems in place today.

At some point, between the parties and the books, students need to ask why they are going to school. Is it simply mind expansion, by acquiring knowledge, or is it to choose a field of interest, in which, they wish to specialize and be gainfully employed? To bring peace to the world or make it greener, safer and better doesn’t necessarily require expensive schooling; from what I’ve heard, that can be accomplished through Beauty Pageants or an Obama administration. (Let a teenage girl read aloud one of his speeches to confirm the similarities) Do not let current events be deceiving, after all, he will tell you himself; it’s not his fault! Of course, you would have to believe that he did not choose to seek an office beyond his capabilities! Oh, by the way, I am a big fan of swimsuits and high heels.

I am going to assume that the interests are mixed; desiring knowledge and specialization. If so, students become conflicted between honorable intentions and education. The ‘smart ones’ come to understand that hard work and specialization are still rewarded, even in our choked-down capitalist economy. Nevertheless, they will be made to feel so ‘bourgeois’ for seeking unequal results. Many of their liberal friends and of course, the faculty will teach that it is not right for one to profit while others suffer. Shame on those for working harder! If progressive professors had their logical end, everyone would graduate with a 2.6 GPA (if any grade at all) regardless of effort and specialization would be chosen by committee based on the country’s needs. (See Soviet History on how one became a musician, doctor, rocket scientist or plumber)

Therefore, in order for a young Jedi, in our country, to get an education towards a successful career and life, he/she must decide between contrasting paths. One is their own unique hard work, personal responsibility and self discipline with unavoidable variations in results. The other alternative is laziness defined and encouraged today as inequality, disparity, and oppression. Progressives who advanced as the politically privileged, with their flawed perspectives, into government policy wonks, errantly hope redistribution will provide ‘social justice’ by living off the revenue of progressive taxation of the rich (defined as $250k); who worked hard in college and applied their unique talents to earn that level of income!

The economics of degree offering institutions is as follows: Tuition + hard work of individual study and applied intelligence are exchanged for the currency/capital of credits + GPA. This is individual wealth building. Even on campus, it is criminal to try to take wealth one has not earned. (See policies regarding cheating) When one has built sufficient wealth (hopefully) in 4 yrs, they are ready to pass their examinations to receive their ‘earned’ degree.

I believe most of you will attempt to spend your parent’s money well, with gratitude. I also believe, that in spite of Marxism’s complete misunderstanding of human nature, you will choose to work hard. Inevitably, the results of your graduating class will be as unequal as every prior graduating class. So, regardless of the progressive professor’s falsely repugnant term; merely attending his/her class, to broaden your knowledge, makes you a capitalist. Not to worry; their salaried teaching of the class, also makes them one!