Relapse

Shoot! It seems that I will never pass this sensitivity training thingy. I thought I was doing well, but I had a relapse; I casually mentioned to a young woman that ‘her genes looked very good in her jeans.’ I promptly received a highly condensed semester of a “Women’s Studies” course. Sheesh! I don’t even get to interact with very many people while I’m on the road. I know, it is my fault, for forgetting that Ms Gloria Steinem and Ms Naomi Wolf contributed to a whole new generation of ’Drama Queens’.  Jeepers! It’s not like I told her to run off a 100 mimeographs and bring me my coffee! Sorry I’m so ‘last century’.

Speaking of ‘Drama Queens,’ isn’t it about time for our President to invite the ‘flash mob’ members from Chicago and Philadelphia to the Rose Garden for a racial harmony ‘Beer & BBQ’? It worked so well, when our Post-racial President instructed the officer, whom President Obama, asserted was stupidly harassing his former colleague, Professor Gates. Perhaps I missed something, he is known as ‘post-racial’, right? Or is that just another disconnect between his media supporters and reality? I should consult an expert on racism. Does anyone have Janeane Garofalo’s number?